Congolese hell

par Silver Lun 18 Aoû - 2:38

A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there
is a different hell for each country. He decides he'll
pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes
to Germany Hell and asks, 'What do they do here?'

He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair
for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips
you for the rest of the day'.

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he
moves on. He checks out the USA Hell as well as the
Russian Hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all similar to the German
hell. Then he comes to the Congolese Hell and finds
that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?'
He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair
for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. The Congolese devil comes in and whips
you for the rest of the day.

'But that is exactly the same as all the other hells
so why are there so many people waiting to get in?'
asks the man.

'Because there is never any electricity, so the
electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for
but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep
on. And the Congolese devil used to be a civil
servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes
back home for private business.