THE WAY TO PEE
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THE WAY TO PEE
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said,' Just a minute I have to go pee..'
The teacher responded by saying,'That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?' Peter said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Wilbur, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said,' Just a minute I have to go pee..'
The teacher responded by saying,'That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?' Peter said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Wilbur, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
Le Negrier- Nombre de messages : 712
Date d'inscription : 11/06/2008
Re: THE WAY TO PEE
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I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
ah la vulgarité !
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